Barks and notes

Bistro-bar patron barks:


  • I've got an axe to grind.
  • Ahh, chicken soup's the best.
  • I used to have dreams...
  • But then she said that he said that they weren't together any more.
  • And model 735-A has this little nifty gadget right here.
  • And how are the kids? Still top of the class?

Same patrons after an explosion:


  • There goes the neighbourhood
  • What was that?!
  • There's chicken soup in my ear.
  • No. Way. No way!
  • My model! That was a classic. It's ruined!
  • No, just letting them know I'm okay.

 

Patrons when the police show up:

 

  • I always knew that grocer was no good.
  • I never saw nothing!
  • When can we expect the kitchen to reopen?
  • Can we leave? I have a life, you know.
  • Irreplaceable. I wish I'd never set foot in this joint.
  • Is anyone hurt?

 

Notes lying around that same bistro-bar:

 

  • A threatening note
"I know what you did, you prick. You're lucky I got the job anyway, but you'd better stay well away from me from now on.
L"
  • A foreclosure letter
"Dear Benny's Bar,

We are writing to notify you that have begun the foreclosure process, due to multiple missed payments. We have considered your petition but are unable to see its monetary value and hence will proceed as planned.
Sincerely,
Drop City Bank and Loans"

  • Club rules
" ̶N̶o̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶.̶
̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶.̶
̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶n̶a̶s̶t̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶.̶
̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶n̶a̶s̶t̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶d̶y̶.̶
No Mandys."
  • Menu
"Packet of crisps - 1.00
Scotch egg - 1.50
Soup of the day - 2.00
Toastie - 2.50
Toastie and 2 eggs, sunny side up - 3.50
 ̶C̶h̶e̶f̶'̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶r̶p̶r̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶-̶ ̶5̶.̶0̶0̶"